MENTALLY BOOKED – Embroidered Low-Profile Dad Hat
Black
$29.99
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MENTALLY BOOKED. EST. ALWAYS.
For the person whose calendar, thoughts, and remaining attention have already been fully allocated. This embroidered cap communicates limited availability without requiring another meeting, explanation, or carefully worded decline.
The clean white embroidery gives the design a bold but restrained editorial look against the black cap. Its unstructured, six-panel construction creates a relaxed, low-profile silhouette, while the curved visor keeps the shape classic and easy to style. The adjustable strap and antique-style buckle allow for a personalized fit.
Wear it with a simple T-shirt, sweatshirt, workout clothes, or your preferred uniform for appearing present while mentally reviewing fourteen unfinished tasks.
PRODUCT DETAILS
Front embroidered design
Exact wording: MENTALLY BOOKED / EST. ALWAYS.
100% chino cotton twill
Green Camo variation: 35% chino cotton twill and 65% polyester
Unstructured six-panel construction
Low-profile silhouette
Six embroidered eyelets
3⅛-inch / 7.6 cm crown
Curved visor
Adjustable strap with antique-style buckle
One adjustable size
Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
A quietly self-aware accessory from HIGH BROW LOW FUNCTION, designed for schedules with no remaining vacancies.
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MENTALLY BOOKED – Embroidered Low-Profile Dad Hat
$29.99
For the person whose calendar, thoughts, and remaining attention have already been fully allocated. This embroidered cap communicates limited availability without requiring another meeting, explanation, or carefully worded decline.
The clean white embroidery gives the design a bold but restrained editorial look against the black cap. Its unstructured, six-panel construction creates a relaxed, low-profile silhouette, while the curved visor keeps the shape classic and easy to style. The adjustable strap and antique-style buckle allow for a personalized fit.
Wear it with a simple T-shirt, sweatshirt, workout clothes, or your preferred uniform for appearing present while mentally reviewing fourteen unfinished tasks.
PRODUCT DETAILS
Front embroidered design
Exact wording: MENTALLY BOOKED / EST. ALWAYS.
100% chino cotton twill
Green Camo variation: 35% chino cotton twill and 65% polyester
Unstructured six-panel construction
Low-profile silhouette
Six embroidered eyelets
3⅛-inch / 7.6 cm crown
Curved visor
Adjustable strap with antique-style buckle
One adjustable size
Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
A quietly self-aware accessory from HIGH BROW LOW FUNCTION, designed for schedules with no remaining vacancies.
mentally booked dad hat
embroidered low-profile cap
funny hat for busy people
black embroidered dad hat
gift for overthinkers
minimalist embroidered cap
intellectual humor hat
adjustable cotton twill cap
hat for creative professionals
gift for entrepreneurs
editorial typography hat
self-aware funny hat
Size guide
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
| One size | 20 ½-24 ⅜ | 4 ¾ | 3 ⅛ | 7 ½ |