HIGH BROW LOW FUNCTION FULLY CAPABLE. POORLY TIMED. Unisex Garment-Dyed Heavyweight Cotton T-Shirt
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$34.95
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FULLY CAPABLE. POORLY TIMED. captures the experience of possessing the ability, intelligence, and ambition—while remaining slightly misaligned with the schedule. The restrained front typography delivers the message quietly, while the back adds a linear gold starburst with DESIGNED IN LOS ANGELES and EST. ALWAYS text.
This unisex garment-dyed heavyweight T-shirt is made from 100% ring-spun cotton. The substantial 6.1 oz. fabric creates a structured appearance while remaining soft and breathable. Its relaxed fit works naturally with denim, tailored trousers, or layered streetwear. A topstitched collar, reinforced neck and shoulders, and double-needle hems support dependable everyday wear.
WHY IT WORKS
Intelligent humor that feels personal and wearable
Coordinated front-and-back artwork adds visual interest
Heavyweight cotton provides a substantial, relaxed feel
PRODUCT DETAILS
100% ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz./yd² (206.8 g/m²)
Garment-dyed fabric
Relaxed fit
7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
Twill-taped neck and shoulders for added durability
Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
Blank garment sourced from Honduras
Available sizes shown: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL,
A HIGH BROW LOW FUNCTION uniform for people whose competence is established—even when their timing is still under review.
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HIGH BROW LOW FUNCTION FULLY CAPABLE. POORLY TIMED. Unisex Garment-Dyed Heavyweight Cotton T-Shirt
$34.95
This unisex garment-dyed heavyweight T-shirt is made from 100% ring-spun cotton. The substantial 6.1 oz. fabric creates a structured appearance while remaining soft and breathable. Its relaxed fit works naturally with denim, tailored trousers, or layered streetwear. A topstitched collar, reinforced neck and shoulders, and double-needle hems support dependable everyday wear.
WHY IT WORKS
Intelligent humor that feels personal and wearable
Coordinated front-and-back artwork adds visual interest
Heavyweight cotton provides a substantial, relaxed feel
PRODUCT DETAILS
100% ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz./yd² (206.8 g/m²)
Garment-dyed fabric
Relaxed fit
7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
Twill-taped neck and shoulders for added durability
Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
Blank garment sourced from Honduras
Available sizes shown: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL,
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Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |