EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION – Embroidered Low-Profile Cap
Black
$29.99
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For the capable, ambitious, and occasionally overwhelmed, this embroidered cap turns an all-too-familiar experience into a sharp piece of everyday design. The message is quietly funny, instantly recognizable, and presented with enough restraint to work beyond the joke.
The unstructured, six-panel construction creates a relaxed, low-profile silhouette, while the curved visor gives it a classic everyday shape. Made from chino cotton twill, the cap includes six embroidered eyelets and an adjustable strap with an antique-style buckle. Wear it with a simple T-shirt, sweatshirt, work-from-anywhere uniform, or whatever clothing survived the decision-making process that morning,
PRODUCT DETAILS
White embroidered front design
Exact wording: EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION / EST. ALWAYS.
100% chino cotton twill
Green Camo variation: 35% chino cotton twill and 65% polyester
Unstructured six-panel construction
Low-profile silhouette
Six embroidered eyelets
3⅛-inch / 7.6 cm crown
Curved visor
Adjustable strap with antique-style buckle
One adjustable size
Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
A refined everyday accessory for the intelligently self-aware world of HIGH BROW LOW FUNCTION.
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EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION – Embroidered Low-Profile Cap
$29.99
The unstructured, six-panel construction creates a relaxed, low-profile silhouette, while the curved visor gives it a classic everyday shape. Made from chino cotton twill, the cap includes six embroidered eyelets and an adjustable strap with an antique-style buckle. Wear it with a simple T-shirt, sweatshirt, work-from-anywhere uniform, or whatever clothing survived the decision-making process that morning,
PRODUCT DETAILS
White embroidered front design
Exact wording: EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION / EST. ALWAYS.
100% chino cotton twill
Green Camo variation: 35% chino cotton twill and 65% polyester
Unstructured six-panel construction
Low-profile silhouette
Six embroidered eyelets
3⅛-inch / 7.6 cm crown
Curved visor
Adjustable strap with antique-style buckle
One adjustable size
Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
A refined everyday accessory for the intelligently self-aware world of HIGH BROW LOW FUNCTION.
executive dysfunction dad hat
embroidered low-profile cap
funny embroidered hat for adults
intellectual humor hat
adjustable chino cotton cap
minimalist embroidered cap
gift for overthinkers
hat for creative professionals
editorial typography hat
gift for entrepreneurs
self-aware funny hat
navy embroidered dad hat
Size guide
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
| One size | 20 ½-24 ⅜ | 4 ¾ | 3 ⅛ | 7 ½ |