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Intelligence and execution do not always arrive together.
The front of this graphic T-shirt features “HIGH BROW. LOW FUNCTION.” in bold editorial typography, finished with “LOS ANGELES,” “EST. ALWAYS.” and the HB monogram. The back expands the idea with a classical-inspired illustration and the statement “INTELLIGENCE IS REAL. EXECUTIVE FUNCTION IS OPTIONAL.” It is thoughtful, self-aware humor for people with sharp minds, ambitious plans, and occasionally questionable follow-through.
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this garment-dyed heavyweight tee has a substantial yet breathable feel. The relaxed fit creates an easy everyday silhouette that works with denim, tailored trousers, layered jackets, or casual weekend clothing. Reinforced stitching and twill-taped shoulders add durability without disrupting its clean, editorial appearance.
PRODUCT DETAILS
Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight T-shirt
100% ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz./yd.² (206.8 g/m²)
Relaxed fit
Garment-dyed finish
7/8-inch double-needle topstitched collar
Twill-taped neck and shoulders for added durability
Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Available sizes shown: S–4XL
Front and back graphic placement
A signature HIGH BROW LOW FUNCTION piece for people whose intelligence is established, even when execution remains under review.
HIGH BROW. LOW FUNCTION. – Heavyweight Graphic Tee | Relaxed Fit
$39.95
The front of this graphic T-shirt features “HIGH BROW. LOW FUNCTION.” in bold editorial typography, finished with “LOS ANGELES,” “EST. ALWAYS.” and the HB monogram. The back expands the idea with a classical-inspired illustration and the statement “INTELLIGENCE IS REAL. EXECUTIVE FUNCTION IS OPTIONAL.” It is thoughtful, self-aware humor for people with sharp minds, ambitious plans, and occasionally questionable follow-through.
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this garment-dyed heavyweight tee has a substantial yet breathable feel. The relaxed fit creates an easy everyday silhouette that works with denim, tailored trousers, layered jackets, or casual weekend clothing. Reinforced stitching and twill-taped shoulders add durability without disrupting its clean, editorial appearance.
PRODUCT DETAILS
Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight T-shirt
100% ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz./yd.² (206.8 g/m²)
Relaxed fit
Garment-dyed finish
7/8-inch double-needle topstitched collar
Twill-taped neck and shoulders for added durability
Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Available sizes shown: S–4XL
Front and back graphic placement
A signature HIGH BROW LOW FUNCTION piece for people whose intelligence is established, even when execution remains under review.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |