FUNCTIONING ON CAFFEINE & HOPE – Heavyweight Tee | Relaxed Fit
Black / S
$34.95
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Some systems work beautifully. Others remain operational through determination, improvisation, and questionable long-term planning. This unisex graphic tee captures that reality with:
“NOT SUSTAINABLE.
BUT IT’S WORKING.
FOR NOW.”
A smaller “EST. ALWAYS” signature completes the back design. The restrained typography turns familiar workplace chaos into intelligent, wearable humor—especially relatable to founders, creatives, professionals, students, and persistent problem-solvers.
The shirt is made from combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel with comfortable stretch. Pre-shrunk fabric, side-seamed construction, and shoulder-to-shoulder taping provide a clean everyday foundation. Wear it with denim, relaxed trousers, or beneath a structured jacket for an understated graphic look. PRODUCT DETAILS
100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Heather colors contain polyester
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Soft, lightweight fabric with comfortable stretch
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank garment sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Lighter colors may appear slightly sheer under certain lighting conditions
A HIGH BROW LOW FUNCTION essential for people making progress with whatever system currently works.
FUNCTIONING ON CAFFEINE & HOPE – Heavyweight Tee | Relaxed Fit
$34.95
“NOT SUSTAINABLE.
BUT IT’S WORKING.
FOR NOW.”
A smaller “EST. ALWAYS” signature completes the back design. The restrained typography turns familiar workplace chaos into intelligent, wearable humor—especially relatable to founders, creatives, professionals, students, and persistent problem-solvers.
The shirt is made from combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel with comfortable stretch. Pre-shrunk fabric, side-seamed construction, and shoulder-to-shoulder taping provide a clean everyday foundation. Wear it with denim, relaxed trousers, or beneath a structured jacket for an understated graphic look. PRODUCT DETAILS
100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Heather colors contain polyester
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Soft, lightweight fabric with comfortable stretch
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank garment sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Lighter colors may appear slightly sheer under certain lighting conditions
A HIGH BROW LOW FUNCTION essential for people making progress with whatever system currently works.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |