Executive Dysfunction – Heavyweight Graphic Tee | Relaxed Fit
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$39.95
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Intelligence and execution do not always arrive at the same meeting. This two-sided graphic tee captures that contradiction with “EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION” printed across the front and “INTELLIGENCE IS REAL. EXECUTIVE FUNCTION IS OPTIONAL.” displayed on the back. A classical head-and-brain illustration gives the design an academic, editorial character without reducing it to a conventional novelty shirt.
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, the garment-dyed heavyweight T-shirt has a substantial 6.1 oz fabric weight with a soft, breathable feel. Its relaxed fit and structured shape work easily with denim, tailored trousers, overshirts, or layered jackets. The heavyweight construction and restrained black artwork create an elevated everyday shirt for creatives, academics, entrepreneurs, students, and thoughtful overanalyzes.
PRODUCT DETAILS
100% ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
Garment-dyed
Relaxed fit
7/8-inch double-needle topstitched collar
Twill-taped neck and shoulders for added durability
Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
Blank garment sourced from Honduras
Available sizes shown: S–4XL
Two-sided black graphic artwork
Artwork designed in Los Angeles
A HIGH BROW LOW FUNCTION essential for people whose intelligence is fully operational, even when the rest of the system is buffering
Executive Dysfunction – Heavyweight Graphic Tee | Relaxed Fit
$39.95
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, the garment-dyed heavyweight T-shirt has a substantial 6.1 oz fabric weight with a soft, breathable feel. Its relaxed fit and structured shape work easily with denim, tailored trousers, overshirts, or layered jackets. The heavyweight construction and restrained black artwork create an elevated everyday shirt for creatives, academics, entrepreneurs, students, and thoughtful overanalyzes.
PRODUCT DETAILS
100% ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
Garment-dyed
Relaxed fit
7/8-inch double-needle topstitched collar
Twill-taped neck and shoulders for added durability
Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
Blank garment sourced from Honduras
Available sizes shown: S–4XL
Two-sided black graphic artwork
Artwork designed in Los Angeles
A HIGH BROW LOW FUNCTION essential for people whose intelligence is fully operational, even when the rest of the system is buffering
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |