Executive Dysfunction Club – Unisex Graphic Tee | Lightweight
Black / S
$34.95
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EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION CLUB turns an intensely relatable experience into an understated membership uniform. The front keeps things minimal with refined club typography, while the back declares MEMBER above NOTHING GETS DONE. EVERYTHING MATTERS. It is intelligent, self-aware humor for creatives, entrepreneurs, college students, overthinkers, and anyone managing more ideas than completed checklists.
This lightweight T-shirt is made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, while Heather colors contain polyester. The soft fabric offers comfortable everyday wear with a versatile unisex silhouette. Pre-shrunk fabric, side-seamed construction, and shoulder-to-shoulder taping provide a polished foundation for the editorial front-and-back artwork.
WHY IT WORKS
The club concept gives the message an immediate sense of identity
Front-and-back artwork adds a memorable second layer
A relatable gift for creatives, students, and chronic overthinkers
PRODUCT DETAILS
Front design: EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION CLUB
Front footer: EST. ALWAYS
Back headline: MEMBER
Back message: NOTHING GETS DONE. EVERYTHING MATTERS.
100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Heather colors contain polyester
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Available sizes shown: XS–2XL
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Lighter colors may appear slightly sheer under certain lighting
HIGH BROW LOW FUNCTION—for members in good standing, paperwork pending.
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Executive Dysfunction Club – Unisex Graphic Tee | Lightweight
$34.95
This lightweight T-shirt is made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, while Heather colors contain polyester. The soft fabric offers comfortable everyday wear with a versatile unisex silhouette. Pre-shrunk fabric, side-seamed construction, and shoulder-to-shoulder taping provide a polished foundation for the editorial front-and-back artwork.
WHY IT WORKS
The club concept gives the message an immediate sense of identity
Front-and-back artwork adds a memorable second layer
A relatable gift for creatives, students, and chronic overthinkers
PRODUCT DETAILS
Front design: EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION CLUB
Front footer: EST. ALWAYS
Back headline: MEMBER
Back message: NOTHING GETS DONE. EVERYTHING MATTERS.
100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Heather colors contain polyester
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Available sizes shown: XS–2XL
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Lighter colors may appear slightly sheer under certain lighting
HIGH BROW LOW FUNCTION—for members in good standing, paperwork pending.
executive dysfunction club shirt
unisex executive dysfunction T-shirt
front and back graphic tee
intellectual humor shirt
minimalist typography T-shirt
smart funny graphic tee
lightweight cotton graphic tee
gift for overthinkers
gift for creatives
gift for college students
gift for entrepreneurs
black editorial graphic tee
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |