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EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION CLUB presents the day as a membership requirement and the back as its unofficial operating procedure: COFFEE, FOCUS, FOLLOW THROUGH, REPEAT. The front remains understated and editorial, while the checklist gives the design a quietly funny second chapter. It is made for creatives, entrepreneurs, students, overthinkers, and anyone whose daily systems remain a work in progress.
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this garment-dyed heavyweight T-shirt combines a thick, structured feel with softness and breathability. Its relaxed fit works naturally with denim, trousers, overshirts, and layered jackets. A topstitched collar, twill-taped neck and shoulders, and double-needle hems provide substantial everyday construction.
WHY IT WORKS
The checklist format communicates the joke almost immediately
Front-and-back artwork makes the shirt visually memorable
A relatable gift for creatives, students, and busy entrepreneurs
PRODUCT DETAILS
Front design: EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION CLUB
Front footer: EST. ALWAYS
Back checklist: COFFEE / FOCUS / FOLLOW THROUGH / REPEAT
Back footer: LOS ANGELES / EST. ALWAYS
100% ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz./yd.² (206.8 g/m²)
Garment-dyed fabric
Relaxed fit
7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
Twill-taped neck and shoulders for added durability
Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
Available sizes shown: S–4XL
Blank product sourced from Honduras
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HIGH BROW LOW FUNCTION—for checking the box, eventually.
Executive Dysfunction Club Checklist – Heavyweight Tee | Relaxed Fit
$39.95
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this garment-dyed heavyweight T-shirt combines a thick, structured feel with softness and breathability. Its relaxed fit works naturally with denim, trousers, overshirts, and layered jackets. A topstitched collar, twill-taped neck and shoulders, and double-needle hems provide substantial everyday construction.
WHY IT WORKS
The checklist format communicates the joke almost immediately
Front-and-back artwork makes the shirt visually memorable
A relatable gift for creatives, students, and busy entrepreneurs
PRODUCT DETAILS
Front design: EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION CLUB
Front footer: EST. ALWAYS
Back checklist: COFFEE / FOCUS / FOLLOW THROUGH / REPEAT
Back footer: LOS ANGELES / EST. ALWAYS
100% ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz./yd.² (206.8 g/m²)
Garment-dyed fabric
Relaxed fit
7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
Twill-taped neck and shoulders for added durability
Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
Available sizes shown: S–4XL
Blank product sourced from Honduras
executive dysfunction graphic tee
coffee focus repeat shirt
heavyweight graphic T-shirt
garment-dyed graphic tee
front and back graphic tee
unisex heavyweight T-shirt
intellectual humor shirt
minimalist typography shirt
gift for overthinkers
gift for creatives
black editorial graphic tee
HIGH BROW LOW FUNCTION—for checking the box, eventually.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |